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		<title>Blog Gender Analyzer</title>
		<link>http://www.stewart5.net/2009/01/blog-gender-analyzer</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>arthurstewart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you blog, check out this site that &#8220;analyzes&#8221; the blog content to determine if it is written by a man or a women: http://genderanalyzer.com Equally fun is to type in the blogs of people you know to see what it calculates btw, it came back as mine being 78% likely to be written by [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you blog, check out this site that &#8220;analyzes&#8221; the blog content to determine if it is written by a man or a women: <a href="http://genderanalyzer.com" target="_blank">http://genderanalyzer.com</a></p>
<p>Equally fun is to type in the blogs of people you know to see what it calculates <img src='http://www.stewart5.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>btw, it came back as mine being 78% likely to be written by a man, which I am.  Would love to hear if you find it accurate.</p>
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		<title>Amen</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>arthurstewart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[note: this post comes from a running conversation at Pangani, fueled particularly by Dallas Willard&#8217;s translation and treatment of the Lord&#8217;s Prayer in The Divine Conspiracy. Do you know the meaning of the word, &#8220;Amen&#8221;?  Dictionary.com defines it this way: it is so; so be it (used after a prayer, creed, or other formal statement [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>note: this post comes from a running conversation at <a href="http://www.crmleaders.org/ministries/nieucommunities/regions/pretoria" target="_blank">Pangani,</a> fueled particularly by <a href="http://www.dwillard.org/default.asp" target="_blank">Dallas Willard&#8217;s</a> translation and treatment of the <a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=matthew%206:9-15;&amp;version=31;" target="_blank">Lord&#8217;s Prayer</a> in <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Divine-Conspiracy-Dallas-Willard/dp/0006281141/ref=ed_oe_p" target="_blank">The Divine Conspiracy</a>.</p>
<p>Do you know the meaning of the word, &#8220;Amen&#8221;?  <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/" target="_blank">Dictionary.com</a> defines it this way: it is so; so be it (used after a prayer, creed, or other formal statement to express solemn ratification or agreement).  Basically, it is a term of agreement and affirmation.  But you knew that.</p>
<p>Of course, nearly everyone uses the actual word &#8220;amen&#8221; rather than any synonym that would mean the same thing.  Have you ever wondered why?  Theoretically, couldn&#8217;t we say nearly anything that expresses our concurrence?  Well, we think so and we created a short list of words/phrases that can be used in place of &#8220;amen.&#8221;  <strong>Would love your thoughts, comments, and suggestions..</strong></p>
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<li>oh, yeah.</li>
<li>whoopee (this is from Dallas Willard and not endorsed by our group.)</li>
<li>that&#8217;s just the way we want it (also from Willard, less lame that whoopee)</li>
<li>so be it (we used this one at the Bridge in Ventura)</li>
<li>that&#8217;s what he/she said</li>
<li>that&#8217;s what i&#8217;m talkin&#8217; about</li>
<li>if you know what i mean</li>
<li>can i get a witness?</li>
<li>let&#8217;s do this thing!</li>
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<p>Any of the following could be used instead of &#8220;amen.&#8221;  maybe give one a try today, but try not to laugh.  I do even when reading most of these.</p>
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		<title>attempting to post video</title>
		<link>http://www.stewart5.net/2008/03/attempting-to-post-video</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:17:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>arthurstewart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i love this, so figured it would be a good tester for posting video. if i get this to work, be on the look out for videos of our kids which i will post in the future. it&#8217;s business time&#8230; Tweet]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i love this, so figured it would be a good tester for posting video.  if i get this to work, be on the look out for videos of our kids which i will post in the future.</p>
<p>it&#8217;s business time&#8230;</p>
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